The Crazy Christmas Joke Book by Viking Children's

Author:Viking Children's
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141959825
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2010-01-19T00:00:00+00:00

Dear Deerdre,

I am a top TV chef, and every year I tell the viewers how to make their own Christmas puddings, cake, mince pies and even how to cook a turkey lunch with all the trimmings. I am getting really bored with it. Why can’t they remember how to cook all these things themselves?

Top TV chef

Dear Top TV chef,

What a waste of time – just tell the viewers to go to the supermarket and BUY the stuff like everyone else does. Duh!

Dear Deerdre,

I am one of Santa’s helpful elves. I used to enjoy my job, but things have been very difficult at the workshop recently. If I get the presents mixed up, Santa shouts at me. Lately I find myself, sniff, just bursting into tears whenever it happens.

Elf Number 75

You’ve definitely got low elf-esteem. Find out how to deal with your bothersome boss by buying my brilliant new book, Sort it, Santa! priced £6.99 and available from all good bookshops.

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